Chelsea. 21. Florida. I like a lot of things, like supernatural, asses, selena gomez and sex to name a few. I do what I want, I have no theme to my blog. Nice to meet you.

My cousin is celebrating his birthday this weekend (his birthday was the 15th) and I wanted to buy him his first bowl. He calls me yesterday and says he’s buying me weed for my birthday, which is on the 21st. I have never felt more family love. 

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

shisnojon:

honestly

kaydenejadee:

You know what I realized?
When you’re watching porn and you go to the orgasm category . It’s 98% females masturbating and/or lesbian porn.
Now, I’m not saying that your dick don’t do shit …
But your dick don’t do shit.

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE